Friends, Omahans, and admirers of facial hair, lend me your wallets! This is not just any plea—this is a follicular call to action. Behold, I am embarking on a noble quest to cultivate a mustache of grandeur that will rival the likes of Tom Selleck, the Marlboro Man, even Mad Dog Tannen himself. And this stately stache won’t just be a marvel of grooming—it will also serve a higher purpose: to raise funds for children’s charities. So, every whisker sprouting on my upper lip will symbolize your generosity.

During this campaign, I will be a 'Dedicated Grower' for the Omaha Chapter of Sleep in Heavenly Peace. All proceeds from my stache will help ensure that "No Kid Sleeps on the Floor in our Town".

Donate now, and together, we’ll turn my face into a masterpiece for a worthy cause. Rest assured, your kindness won’t be forgotten—I’ll treasure your support as much as I treasure my mustache wax.

Very truly yours,

Gregor

Part Volunteer, Part Viking, All Mustache